dandelions

 I told Peter, today we are going to pull dandelions. He was so worried. He asked "are they real mom?"
Confused I said "yeah their real"
Then he asks "are they going to bite me? I don't think we should handle lions mom."
After a few moments of confusion I finally understood. He thought I meant real lions. After my Epiphany I assured him, "not real lions buddy, its those yellow flowers in the grass."
"Oh." He said, "let me get my gloves."
Silly boy.